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Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "krista needs her friends to be patient and understanding"

I AM A BLONDE @ HEART...


Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "krisat looks like a slut flaunting her boobs:

UHHHHHHH...NO.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "krista says the freakin' funniest things"

WHY, YES I DO. THANX.


Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "krsita wants to try again"

TRY WUT AGAIN??


Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "krista does monkey dance"

LOL


Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "krista hates fish"

YES, I DO HATE THEM. THEY SMELL...FISHY...idk


Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "krista asks some important questions of interest to shelby township residents"

HUH?...WTF...

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "krista goes back to writing in her notebook:

UMMMM...SUUUURRRRRRREEEEE...

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "krista likes to go camping and hiking"

UH...NO. I HATE HIKING. AND CAMPING. I HATE THEM. "OH NO! BEARS!!"

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "krista eats lemon"

LEMONS? NO.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "krista wears heels"

NO. I HATE HEELS. THEY HURT. THE ONLY RSN I HAVE THEM IS 4 CHURCH.


Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "krista was arrested for dui"

NO. I DON'T DRINK...EVER!!
+ I NEVER WANNA B ARRESTED...THERE ARE SCARY PEOPLE IN PRISON...